Sorry Anna Nicole Smith, no money in gold digger heaven for you! – PE

Michelle McGee is lying about her tattoos!! – DL

Kirstie Alleys says she was called fat at 114lbs – PE

Katherine Heigl’s wardrobe malfunction! – DL

Since her ass sucks, Jennifer Love Hewitt feels she needs to play her boobs up – RC

Clash of the Titans remake blows. No, really. – ABH

Hugh Grant’s cake fight – PE

Ke$ha is an autotune horseface – DC

New seasons are here on Showtime! – PB

Katie Price makes a boo boo – AG

I’m sorry, but Kourtney Kardashian’s baby has a man face!! – ICYDK

The artist behind “I’m With Coco” – PE

J Lo is going Overboard! – DL

Gabrielle Union is one hot tamale – MJ

Amy Adams baby belly – BBB

Stephanie Seymour’s see through bikini – HM

Celebrity tea bags – NF

Top 10 things we don’t “get” about Facebook – JTT

Ivanka Trump stalker arrested – PE

Marissa Miller bikini shoot – Y!

Nadya Suleman is broke – AW

Conan O’Brien is talking with FOX – PE

Lady Gaga sued for $35m – ES

Heidi Montag fires her psychic/manager – BB

Cheryl Cole is done with pretty boys – GB