Lindsay Lohan’s Obituary Already Written?

Posted by: Spicy
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Mar 29, 2010
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2 Smack Talkers

Lindsay Lohan’s hard partying ways are causing major news sources to write up an obituary for the young actress – just in case she dies.

Rob Shuter at PopEater says that a source (a senior producer at a major news outlet) told him: “News outlets need to be prepared. However shocking a story it might be, they are in the business of breaking news fast and any preparation that can be done ahead of time is them just simply doing their jobs. We all scrambled when Brittany Murphy and Heath Ledger died and don’t want that to happen again.” Rob also contacted the AP who would not confirm nor deny that they have a prepared obituary for Lindsay Lohan.

I guess I’m slippin’ because I don’t see the need to do such a thing. It’s simply bad karma. I’ve had to write too many obituaries in my life (real ones for relatives – I’m not talking about blogging about celebs death) and I take that sort of thing very seriously. I mean, how fricking jaded do you have to be to pre-write the obituary of a 23-year old?! Sure, she parties hard, and often, but come on. Most of Hollywood does. And yeah, lots of people have died because of their drug habits, especially in recent times, but if you’re going to write Lindsay’s obituary “in case” she ends up dying, you might as well write up the rest of Hollywood’s too.

Posted on: Lindsay Lohan

All Women Stalker

Why that’s just nasty. She should be given positive vibes, not this kind.
Jinxy

It isn’t out of the realm of possibility because of her behavior, her choices and what she is doing to herself. She’s an addict, and an alcoholic, she is in denial that she has a problem, just two weeks ago she said “if I was in college what I do would be seen as normal behavior, college students get wasted all the time”. She forgot that college students who drink constantly flunk out, like it’s cost her a career in Hollywood, she’s unclear about the connection between her actions and what is happening in her life. Do I pity her, sure. Like I pity a man with a sign begging for money for a beer, the reason he’s homeless is because of that beer and he can’t see it and neither can she. She’s not a kid, she’s been a legal adult for 5 years, able to sign contracts, buy cars, sign probation papers and admit herself into rehab 3 times. What she can’t do is stop and she has no intention of stopping because she is sick with a disease that kills. The news agencies will probably end up using those updated obits sooner rather than later. This is a collision course and she won’t listen to anyone because she is sick, and because she is sick she will die.

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