Tiger Woods’ Kindergarten Teacher Wants in on the Action



Tiger Woods’ kindergarten teacher to speak

Tiger Woods’ kindergarten teacher is coming forward in a press conference to speak about Tiger’s past.

And we are going WAAAAY back – to when Tiger was in kindergarten! I know, WTF, right?

Gloria Allred is the evil bitch behind all this, of course!  The press conference will be held in her office at 10:30am PST today. Gloria is seriously working overtime to destroy Tiger. It’s like she is making it her life mission to annihilate him, while getting rich off him. How does someone like this sleep at night? Although she probably has a hell of a comfortable bed, bitch is rich.

So what is this press conference about?

Tiger once said that his first day of kindergarten was horrific. In an interview for a 2005 book written by Charles Barkley,Tiger revealed: “I became aware of my racial identity on my first day of school, on my first day of kindergarten. A group of sixth graders tied me to a tree, spray-painted the word ‘nigger’ on me, and threw rocks at me. That was my first day of school. And the teacher really didn’t do much of anything.”

So, seriously, this is what the press conference is about. Either the teacher is going to come forward and say that Tiger is a liar – or that he really was a victim, at the age of 5. Why? Don’t ask me, all I can figure is that the bitch just flipped her hourglass and started her 15 minutes of fame.

The teacher will also show photos of a little Tiger and will, for some unknown reason, give us her opinion on the Tiger Woods mistresses.

This is just going too far. What’s next? The doctor that delivered/circumcised Tiger Woods? Ugh.

Stay tuned for more on this ridiculousness once the press conference is over.

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Posted on: Gloria Allred, Tiger Woods
  • Erin

    So weird! I do have to say though, what a cutey he WAS in that pic! Such innocence….lost :(

  • Jinxy

    She, the principal and a couple of other teachers, and some of the parents of people who were in his kindergarten class came forward and all said he was a filthy liar, that kids that small were constantly supervised and that there was no way if that had happened it wouldn’t have been reported. Had he gone home his father would have been up at that school with a golf club beating 6th grader ass had that happened.

    It’s a horrible story and it seems Urkel, his nickname at Stanford has a long history of lying and being a social retard. His carefully polished image is just that, stories are surfacing he’s really a weirdo liar who is protected from himself by a pack of image and PR people, and that he needed to be coached to seem socially normal and can’t speak off the cuff without lying or sticking his feet in his mouth. He’s an ugly human being and apparently has been all along. It’s all about his brand which has nothing to do with who he truly is. Poor Elin.

  • Pat

    I wonder why Tiger’s parents weren’t outraged? Because it never happened! But of course we should believe Tiger, because he has proved himself to be an upright, upstanding citizen, in the past….I understand Champions Golf Club in Houston, warned Tiger to shut his filthy mouth at the last tournament or he would be expelled…I guess Tiger thought an outrageous lie about his kindergarten teacher would make him a more sympathetic character. “Racially attacked 5 yr. old black child overcomes near lynching to make good.” No wonder blacks get accused of playing the race card. This is even more disturbing than ALL his sordid sexual escapades behind his wife’s back. Why Why WHY WHY would a black person make up a lie like THAT? This is the question that needs answering. This man needs some serious mental therapy and it’s not for sex addiction. With this latest news I just lost any last shred of respect for Tiger I ever had. What a disappointment as a human and as a black American idol this LIAR has become.

  • Dee Cee

    What a horrible thing he did to lie. So easy to check on this story ..












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