Where’s Daddy? A.k.a. Heterosexual Tom Cruise…

So where the hell IS Tom Cruise?

We always see Katie Holmes and baby Suri Pants, all over, everywhere. But heterosexual daddy Tom Cruise? Never around. EVER! Seriously, what gives?

I am reading Hollywood Interrupted right now, a great read, btw, and if you ever pick it up, which I totally recommend, the book always calls Tommy boy, “Heterosexual Tom Cruise”. It’s hysterical. Heterosexual Tom Cruise and Scientology, heterosexual Tom Cruise and John Travolta, blah, blah, blah. So therefore, from now on, I shall refer to Tom Cruise as ‘Heterosexual Tom Cruise’. Because, you know, he’s totally heterosexual.

The fact that Tommy is never, rarely ever, seen with family, leads me to believe the rumors that maybe Tommy boy isn’t so heterosexual. He is always AWOL. You have to admit, it makes you wonder..

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