Some jerkoffs chummed up with Jerry Jones (Dallas Cowboys Owner) at a bar recently and recorded a conversation they had with him.
Sounds like Jones may have been a bit drunk and was saying a little more than he should have. But really, it wasn’t an angry rant. It was just a group of guys shooting the sh*t. But of course now it’s a big controversy, because Jones named names of players, and didn’t speak so kindly of some.
Jerry Jones: Romo was a miracle.
Dude: He was a miracle, wasn’t he?
Jerry Jones: He almost never got in, and he almost was gone. Tebow was never…
Dude: What if you were the Jaguars or would you just, just draft him and sell f**king jerseys?
Jerry Jones: That’s the only reason I brought in Bill Parcells.
Jerry Jones: Bill’s not worth a sh*t. I love him.
Dude: I know you do.
Jerry Jones: Not worth a sh*t, but I wanted … they were on my ass so bad. J’s gotta have a yes man. So to get this f*cking stadium, I needed to bring his ass in.
Dude: What, you wouldn’t take Tebow in the third round?
Jerry Jones: Why? He’d never get on the field. I can’t get him out there.
Ehh…big deal. I think it’s more funny than anything. Buy Jonsey a scotch on the rocks for me, would ya?
Mmmmm scotch… :)