- Posted by: Spicy
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- Apr 15, 2010
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- 2 Smack Talkers
Send in the EVIL Clowns!
Ok, little Jimmy, you had best shape up or mom is gonna call in the evil clown!
Seriously, this is a trip. Dominic Deville is an evil clown who is for hire. He will stalk your kids, send them frightening text messages, and warns them that he is coming to get them – and will pie them in the face (with a cake).
Dominic is for hire, and he actually does this as a birthday gift to lucky little bastards who parents care enough to give their children the very best….scare.
For a week straight Dominic the evil clown will scare the hell out of the kid and attempt to surprise ‘pie’ them. If, after seven days the child manages to escape the evil clown, the kid gets the cake as a reward at the end of the week.
Dominic explains his predatory plot: “The child feels more and more that it is being pursued. The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.”
Deville adds that the stalking can be stopped at anytime if the kid gets too freaked out. “The clown will never break into a residence or show up at work. It’s all in fun and if, at any point, the kids get scared or their parents are concerned, we stop right there. But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless.”
Lucky for most of you kids, this scary clown resides in Switzerland and is far, far from U.S. soil. So don’t pee yourself just yet. But for you kids living in Switzerland, forget Santa. Evil clown is watching you!
One of my students could use this!!
This is fucked up. Funny as hell, but fucked up.