Megan Hauserman Popped for DUI [Mugshot/ Photo]



Megan Hauserman’s mugshot

VH1 reality star bimbo Megan Hauserman was arrested early this morning in Miami for DUI.

Hauserman was doing 75-mph in a 55-mph zone, and was spotted weaving between lanes. She was busted at 3:15am. And guess what? She was on her way to a strip joint, where she WORKS. Ha! Figures. Most dirty strippers need to get drunk or high before they degrade themselves. Fact.

Sorry about your luck, pieface!

5 Responses to “Megan Hauserman Popped for DUI [Mugshot/ Photo]”

  1. Erin says:

    hahaha! Made my day!

  2. Katie says:

    She is an owner, not a stripper

  3. Jinxy says:

    Yeah, it turns out that Jenkins the married murder actually won Megan. That’s possibly the fastest slide into oblivion evah! She’s a tard with illusions or delusions of grandeur, so this is going to be a bitter pill, much like working her first 3:30 to 8:00 am shift at the Eagar Beaver. Nice.

  4. Michelle says:

    HAHAHA…she got her payback..YES! She tried to get Sharon Osbourne arrested and now look what happend! HA! I hate this slimy bitch

  5. Mike Hunt says:

    She OWNS the strip club. Get back down from your high horse. And get back to eating your nashos.