“Jack and Crack” Lindsay



Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still in the middle of a Twitter battle. Almost every night there are new, crazy, accusing tweets on their pages.

Early Thursday morning Samantha tweeted: “If you’re gunna be an idiot an do coke- do it outside the bathroom- some of us actually use them to pee in.” Both Lindsay and Samantha attended Timbaland’s birthday party.

Obviously Linds was wasted (shocking!) and responded back on her Twitter page: “I’m pretty sure that @samantharonson just threw a fit @33years old and my friend tal @draishollywood illegally open NOW at this hour, Asked me, after being here jus for Timbalands birthday-to leave even though she stayed over just 2nights ago-tired of @samantharonson.

Huh? Straight up coke babble.

Ronson thought the same. She tweeted: “Jack and crack will make for some crazy tweets.” And a crazy life.

Lindsay’s world is going to hit rock bottom pretty soon, there is just no way it won’t. You can’t live like Keith Richards and live forever. Oh wait…Ok, so maybe I’m wrong about that, but for a 23-year old to look like she is the female version of Richards is a bit premature.

These pics of Lindsay and Ali (taken yesterday at LAX) are pretty scary too. They look like old, blind, scraggly witches on the original Clash of the Titans. But their all-seeing eye is an 8-ball.

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM ]

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  • Pixie

    ali’s eyebrows are seriously scary.

  • Erin

    Sometimes Ali looks older than her 30-year-old sister….wait…? haha

  • Dee Cee

    How to win back your friends.. wear them down with threats, abuse and insults.. Oh yeah, she’s a winner.

  • All Women Stalker

    Hahaha an 8-ball all-seeing eye. Brilliant.

  • Jinxy

    Ali got permanent make up (tattoo) on her eyebrows and it’s not good, not good at all. Expect she will be paying a bundle to have it removed.

    I kind of get what she was saying. I usually think she’s out there but it does make sense – they were both at Timbaland’s party, the club Drai’s told her it was last call / closing but in reality it stayed open longer and made her and the “little people” split and she was mad, on top of that Sam seems to have slept with her 2 nights ago and then blew her off at the party and her feelings were hurt. Apparently Lilo is now just a booty call.

    There are literally a 1000 girls like Lilo who go out every night, have trust funds, buy designer on Rodeo, and drive Maserati’s, it seems like a normal lifestyle to her now. Young, rich and except for Courtenay Semel, gorgeous, it’s a never ending party! Ack! Sorry for the length.

  • Kate

    I have always thought Sam really manipulated her dealings with Lindsay to come off like the sane one who was trying to help Lindsay. I have always thought Sam was the enabler who has now ditched the train wreck because she knows it can’t end well, and she’s gotten her publicity.