Heidi Montag’s Boobs: MORE Surgery!

Heidi Montag’s boobs: More surgery planned

Spencer Pratt says that his plastic wife, Heidi Montag, was angry when she awoke from the anesthesia after having 13 surgeries recently.

He says she was angry because her boobs weren’t bigger. Yes, I am serious.

So, he says, Heidi will be traveling to Europe to have her boobs enlarged….again. Mostly for attention, of course. Heidi wants to have the surgery filmed for another reality show. She is working E! and Oxygen to see who the highest bidder will be.

A source tells Life & Style magazine: “She feels forced into it, because she didn’t get what she wanted last time. She’s not going to be satisfied until they’re bigger.”

Another thing contributing to Heidi’s wanting bigger boobs is the fact that Ryan Seacrest made a comment to her about her boobs which offended her somewhat.

Spencer tells the story: “When Heidi entered the studio, Ryan told her that her breasts didn’t look that big to him. She was taken aback. She came home in shock.”

Well then, if uber-doofus Ryan Seacrest says your boobs aren’t big enough, you had better run right out and get new ones. Sheesh. Is this girl not completely a paranoid attention whore? I hope she does get bigger ones. HUGE ones. AND a Michael Jackson nose, AND Priscilla Presley lips. AND Jocelyn Wildenstein eyes.  Why not? She wants to be a freak, so let her be. Obviously she is not going to be satisfied until she is THE Hollywood surgery Frankenstein. Bring it on Heidi, gives us bloggers something to write about.

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