Tila Tequila Would Be a Good Mom

Tila Tequila, who has faked numerous pregnancies in her lifetime, said in a recent interview that she would make a great mother.

Let’s just hope it never comes to that.

When asked what kind of parent she would be, Tila said she would be the “best mom ever.” And what if her kid chose to do drugs? No problem, says Tila. Her take on it is this: “It’s your choice. If you want to do drugs, it’s fine. You just have to do them here at home with me present.”

“Uh, mom, could you tighten this tourniquet for me? By the way, I’m pregnant.. Imma go Ustream while I shoot up and strip, and show off my baby bump. Thanks mom, you’re the best.”

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