Caption Elton John!



Come up with the best caption for Sir Elton and his boy toy dancer and we’ll post your caption on Celebrity Smack!

This is an EASY one!

Posted on: Elton John

9 Responses to “Caption Elton John!”

  1. Dee Cee says:

    No.. that is not a good crocodile rock.. NEXT?!!!

  2. CCBennett says:

    WTH!! You never do that at home!

  3. Fudge says:

    Anything you can do, I can do better!

  4. Suquamish98392 says:

    Would that be for here or to go?

  5. Mr. Spicy says:

    “Tiny Dancer, my ASS!… better yet, let me Benny n’ the Jet you”

  6. NovaNightly says:

    Yesssss please! I’ll take three more of these in pink!

  7. lisa says:

    Im a lil tea pot not real stout…jacked up my leg and tucked in my spout!

  8. India01 says:

    You want me to put it what? where?

  9. Pea says:

    good bye, yellow brick road, hello hershey highway!