- Posted by: Spicy
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- May 17, 2010
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- 3 Smack Talkers
Lindsay Lohan in Cannes
Lindsay Lohan parited it up while in Cannes, France this past weekend to promote her upcoming film where she will play porn star Linda Lovelace.
Lindsay and some doofus in a straw hat and no socks hung out on a yacht partying until 2:30am. Who knows where they went from there, but I’m sure it wasn’t to sleep. As she was leaving for the night she was spotted clutching a straw…which, if you know anything about anything, you know that a straw is a handy dandy tool for snorting blow. Uh-huh. Oh yeah, and Lindsay fell down again. I think she finally has more falls than nipple slips and “accidental” pantyless shots.
Lindsay needs to complete 4 more court ordered alcohol classes by Thursday or she faces jail time. She doesn’t seemed to be real worried about it though. Think she’ll complete them? I have my doubts!
[Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com]
WIll she ever learn?!
look at that broad in the hideous mustard yellow outfit!!!!!! you’d have to be high as a mutha fuckin’ kite to leave the house wearing THAT. they’re totally on their way to the bathroom stall together……
Trust, she has a silver or gold straw that can be modified to look like a pen to go through customs. She’s a movie star, she’s entitled, she’s the girl everyone wants to be. In her mind. Truly all her critics are just jealous of her fabulous life. She has no motivation to change and won’t change any time soon. I had fun in Cannes a few years ago, it was a BLAST but I managed to never fall down, or be seen with a dweeb either. I also pay my bills and don’t have a record, does that mean I win?? I wish her luck but she’s a trainwreck with the most dysfunction fams in the world, she’s broken and more than half the actors in h’wood won’t work with her.