Lindsay Lohan Coked Out in Cannes

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine party!

I have a hunch as to why Lindsay Lohan isn’t back from Cannes yet and it has nothing to do with volcanic ash or a passport.

Maybe these photos of her partying in Cannes should make their way to the judge. Especially the top one. TMZ posted the pic, but failed to mention there ARE LINES OF COKE on the table! HA! And is she holding two smokes? Nah, one of them is actually a STRAW.

And bejeebus, look at the company she is keeping. Gah. If that frizzed out creeperella is in the room, you know it’s a coke party! That, and when Lindsay’s pants come off that’s a pretty good sign too.

Lindsay has FINALLY booked a flight home from France to Los Angeles, she flies home tomorrow. This morning, after partying all night long on a yacht, paps asked her doofus friend (in the pic to the right) about them partying all night. Doofus said they were “stranded” on the boat because one of Lindsay’s friends took off in Lindsay’s car. Bwahaha! The excuses just keep getting more lame. Stupid baseheads.

Oh yeah, and Blohan won’t be arrested when she finally arrives in L.A. She already posted bail so the arrest warrant has been recalled.  Actually her business manager in Tennessee posted the 10% ($10k). Talk about enabling. Pffft.

Lindsay’s next court date is scheduled for 8:30am Monday. Think she’ll make it? Maybe if someone leads a trail of cocaine to the courtroom. Otherwise don’t plan on it.

Lindsay with Lady Victoria and other coke fiends: (Gotta love the booty pic! HA!)

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