A woman in Ohio was pulled over for drunk driving only one block from the police station.
As she was being pulled over by police, she hurled a vodka bottle out of the car window and sent it crashing onto the courthouse driveway. But it doesn’t end there. The drunk driver had a 4-yr. old strapped in the back seat (so sad). The woman could not even stand on her own when she got out of the vehicle. But the biggest surprise came when the woman told police, “I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn.” HA!
Watch the video. The reporter’s delivery of that line has me rolling. Don’t drink and drive, folks, and ESPECIALLY not with children. But almost equally as important: Don’t eat too much corn.
OMG! So wrong on so many levels, but the news report is priceless!
Shit Happens!! I used to laugh when I saw the bumper sticker that read: Don’t Like My Driving-Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT
BTW: I wonder if there are any “kernals” of truth pertaining to the corn?!!?
Corn to be wild…………….