“Wax On, F**k Off” Ralph Macchio [VIDEO]



Wax On, F**k Off, a new Funny or Die video starring Ralph Macchio

Oh lawd did I used to LOVE Ralph Macchio in the 80′s. Uh-huh.

BIG time.  And still to this day, Ralph Macchio has a squeaky clean image, untarnished by all the Hollywood B.S. But maybe that’s because he’s not a huge star anymore. But maybe that’s because he’s got a squeaky clean image!

This Funny or Die video cracks me up, because really, if Ralph Macchio wanted to get famous again all he would have to do if a few simple things. Like make a sex tape, do loads of blow and get hand jobs from hookers. Quite simply really.

Welcome back, Ralph Macchio. Bonsai, motherf***er!

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  • patti

    OMG He is still adorable!! His voice hasn’t changed either. Funny!!!

  • Erin

    He was so hot back in the day… :)

  • http://earsucker.com Roberta

    OMG that was so freaking funny!! LOL Ralph is still hot…I’m so glad that he hasn’t tarnished his image, he’s adorable and sweet. I hope he makes a comeback :)

  • Jenn

    He’s not done yet. Mr. nice guy Macchio plays a tough guy in “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead”, an indie film now showing in New York at Village East Cinemas on Second Ave at 12th Street.
    http://www.villageeastcinema.com/angelika_film.asp?ID=4360430.1e12052872a8263017.62












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