- Posted by: Spicy
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- Jun 18, 2010
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- One Smack Talker
Snooki got fat and thinks the Cookie Diet is the way to fix it
Jersey Shore’s Snooki has gotten fat from all the alcohol and crappy food she eats and now she is ready to take control of her body.
Or is she?
Snooki and her little sausage body are going on the Cookie Diet. Yes, the Cookie Diet. Because, you know, when you need to drop a few pounds, eating six cookies a day will get you back in those skinny jeans in no time!
Not.
Dr. Siegal’s Cookie Diet seriously consists of this: Eat six 90-calorie cookies a day plus one small meal. That’s it, folks. Hardly a healthy way to drop the pounds. And I doubt it works for 5% of the people who do it. Could you seriously eat six cookies and a small meal a day? Not me! And like Snooki is going to be able to quit drinking those sugary foo-foo drinks either. Please. Snooki is simply getting her pockets lined with a little cookie “dough” if you know what I mean.
Time to hop on that treadmill, Lil’ Smokie! Or maybe we should call her The Snooki Monster…? (Thanks for that one, Steve McGrew!)
i’d do her..she;s from joisey..