Tiger Woods Divorce: Elin Gets $750 MILLION!



Tiger Woods Divorce: $750 million to Elin

The rumors were true. The Tiger Woods divorce is the most expensive celebrity divorce, EVER.

Elin Nordegren is getting a whopping $750 MILLION in the divorce settlement. But not only that, Tiger Woods is barred from ever bringing single women/ hook ups around his children. The only way Tiger can bring a romantic interest (or whatever) around his children is if he marries her.

On the flipside, the divorce settlement also states that Elin Nordegren may not talk about the “other women” that Tiger cheated with. Ever. Even if he dies. Because, you know, Tiger is trying like hell to rebuild his reputation. If Elin were to dish on how deceptive/dirty Tiger is, it could really ruin him. For good this time. But really that’s not a bad trade-off for $750 million! Kinda makes it easy.

Elin is expected to file for divorce, officially, within the week. All papers are prepared and signed. Everything is in order. Elin will get sole custody of the children but the couple will split time with them.

$750 million divorce settlement- is it fair? Is it too much? Well, apparently that’s the cost of Tiger Woods’ reputation…

UPDATE: TMZ is reporting the $750 million is not true. But their sources are just that, anonymous “sources”, so we’ll have to wait and see. I’m still thinking it’s true…

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  • TxGal

    She really got him by the balls LOLOL.

  • elizabeth Jones

    I would even marry him for half of that money… maybe even 10% of that money.

  • K*

    I think it’s fair – he’s probably worth twice that, and will make plenty more by the time he retires. I’m sure there was a pre-nup, which would have limited the amount Elin got, IF ONLY Tiger could keep it in his pants. As it stands, any pre-nup is probably void after his high-jinks.

    I like the clause about not bringing random hook ups home to the kids, but it is a little harsh to say he has to be married to someone to introduce them. What about long term-dating etc.?