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- Jul 15, 2010
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Robert Shapiro, Lohan’s new lawyer
Robert Shapiro, the guy who got O.J. Simpson off the hook, is coming to Lindsay Lohan’s rescue.
Of course he is. He’s a scumbag. Thanks to him a murderer is on the loose after viciously killing two people. So really, what’s the big deal if a coke addict gets off, right? If the pants with cocaine in them don’t fit, you must acquit! Ha, Lindsay babe, you had better start chowing on some Krisy Kremes.
Robert Shapiro is supposedly going to try and get Lindsay’s jail time reduced or completely eliminated, with more time in rehab.
Lindsay is set to turn herself in on Tuesday. I wonder what will happen between now and then? A wild Bronco chase, perhaps?
