Mötley Crüe, Egg Burritos and Sex

Vince Neil of Mötley Crüe: “Egg burritos covered sex smell.”

We all know that Mötley Crüe got laid more than Ron Jeremy back in the day (and still do), and over the years we have definitely heard our share of sex stories about these guys, but this one definitely tops them all.

Vince Neil of Mötley Crüe recently told Hustler magazine that after banging groupies backstage he and the other Mötley Crüe boys would rub their crotches in egg burritos to hide the smell of sex so that their girlfriends wouldn’t know they had cheated. Eggs-ellent!

Neil said: “We were always f**king other chicks at the studio and backstage. We would take Tommy’s (Tommy Lee) van to a restaurant called Noggles to buy these egg burritos and then rub them on our crotches to cover the smell of the girls we had just f**ked. So our d**ks smelled of eggs. We would tell our girlfriends, ‘Oh, we dropped the burritos in our laps.’ The girlfriends thought we were a bunch of clumsy slobs. We never thought about going into the restroom and just washing our d**ks.”

I did read in Nikki Sixx’s book ‘Heroin Diaries’ (a GREAT read, btw, as is Tommy Lee’s ‘Tommyland’) that he wouldn’t shower for weeks on end, all the while having a lot of sex and stinking to high hell…

I have asked Tommy Lee to confirm this story, I’ll let you know if he does.

Meanwhile, enjoy your eggs and sausage this morning, folks. Heh.

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