- Posted by: Spicy
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- Oct 04, 2010
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- 2 Smack Talkers
Bret Michaels goes naked
Bret Michaels is naked on the cover of Billboard magazine, wearing nothing but a bandana.
That’s right. Bret Michaels went naked for Billboard’s Maximum Exposure issue, rocking his trademark bandana and some baby oil – and nothing else. Oh, maybe a wig…
Bret says for his naked photoshoot he had only two things that needed to be in order. “I said, ‘Listen, I have two requests—good lighting and a warm room. That’s all I’m asking for. If I’m walking out with it all f**king hanging out there for the world to see then, well, I need good lighting and a warm room.”
How did he manage to get his abs so cut for the big day? “I didn’t eat for a day and I did about 2,000 sit-ups.”
Michaels, who suffered a brain hemorrhage earlier this year, will be hitting the operating table again in January. This time he will be having surgery to repair a hole in his heart. “I’m going in there thinking very positively that it’s going to be great and I’m going to feel a whole lot better. I’d be lying to say that somewhere in my subconscious there’s not a little bit of gulling. When they’re going through your body to operate on your heart, it’s going to hit you somewhere that they’re toying with the ticker. There’s definitely a little fear in there somewhere.”
Tonight Bret is headlining the Land Shark Tailgate Stage for Monday Night Football. “It’s the ultimate high,” he says. “My whole rock-jock dream has come true….I get to go into the stadium, get to throw some football and I get to play music. That, for me, is a dream come true.”
Then on October 18th his new VH1 reality show, Life As I Know It, premieres. It’s a lot different than his Rock of Love show a few years black. This time the reality show will focus on Bret’s life, family and career instead of groupies that backstab and undress for his affections.
What do you think of Bret Michael’s naked Billboard cover? It’s kind of, errr, weird to me. I’ll admit, I think Bret is sexy and all, but I am not finding this naked photo of him to be very appealing. It’s like the black ball covering his manhood should be the back of someone’s head. It’s too porn-y. And that bellybutton will eat a bitch! Are there teeth in that thing?
It is Creepy………….should have left the oil off…might have been better??
Ugh, he was only ever cute for about a minute back in the day, looks a bit melted now :s