Times Square Doesn’t Want a Snooki

Snooki axed from Times Square New Years Eve!

Jersey Shore’s Snooki was supposed to be dropped in a ball over Times Square for New Year’s Eve, but for some reason they decided to can it.

I’m guessing maybe because New Yorkers wouldn’t be having that! It may have been for the Snooki’s own personal safety. Serious!

Anyhow, instead of Times Square, the Snooki will be dropped in a ball (preferably glass and unattached to anything) over the Jersey Shore, near where the MTV reality show is shot.

I almost want to see it. No doubt by midnight that cow will be sauced, nauseous and unstable on her feet. Might be like a carnival ride where someone pukes and can’t get out of the boxcar they’re in. Awesome way to bring in the New Year!

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