Most Annoying Woman on Planet is Ellen Sirot, Hands Down

Ellen Sirot is definitely the most annoying woman in the world

Hand model Ellen Sirot appeared on CBS’ ‘Eye to Eye’ with Katie Couric back in 2008, but somehow I never saw this hilariously ridiculous video and I wanted to share with those who also had not seen it.

Ellen Sirot is the world’s most successful hand model, and she knows it. When she talks about her hands she puts them on display as though they are the prize on the Price is Right’s Showcase Showdown! I can’t imagine what she does with them in private, heh.

Watching her talk about her “perfect hands” is total entertainment. She gazes at them, caresses them, shows them off and talks about how amazing they are. It’s disgusting really!

A quote taken from Ellen Sirot, “I’d like to say my hands look good naked. They really are just the perfect, neutral toned hands. The skin is flawless and it’s a very even tone so it lights well and photographs well. The nails are very, very healthy and they just emanate, like, radiate, health and good care.”

I showed my husband the video and his response? “I take it she’s not married?”

Ellen Sirot says she wears gloves all day, everyday, and doesn’t open doors or windows, doesn’t garden, doesn’t cook or clean or take out the garbage. What a self absorbed bitch. Who does all that stuff for her? Does she pay to have someone wipe her ass? (And guys you can FORGET about a handjob.)

By the end of the video did you find yourself wishing arthritis on her, too?

[Found at TBT]

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