Blind Items!

A few blind items for your hump day!

So, this almost A list movie actress who never does television (except for cameos) had a date who was not the brightest tool in the shed. Hey, they match. Anyway, the guy took out a little vial of c*ke during the ceremony and the guy seated next to the idiot says, “You do know they are showing this on television right?” The idiot replied and I swear this is 100% true. “Well, they would just edit it out right? I mean doesn’t everyone do it?” [Crazy Days & Nights]

This actress (who can sing) had some publicized plastic surgery a while back. Sources tell us that she has a room at home with every published photo of her she has found taped all over the wall. On each photos she’s taken a sharpie to herself and circled the things she finds wrong with her appearance in the photos. The source says she visits the room every day comparing the photos with her appearance, obsessed with her flaws. [Buzz Photo]

What is it with these hush hush closet type people? Openly gay Glee actor Jonathan Groff is currently in a relationship with a less than openly gay Star Trek actor. No, not that one. And not Simon Pegg either. [HolyMoly]

Which starlet had a breakdown over the holidays after ending this with her ex once and for all? Turns out he wasn’t just cheating on her. He had given her the sexually transmitted disease chlamydia — for the third time! [Star]