Charlie Sheen FUNNY OR DIE “Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes” [Video]

Charlie Sheen is everywhere right now, and now he has his own Funny or Die spoof video, “Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes!”

“All green things must die.”

Charlie Sheen doesn’t cook food, he wills it. Charlie and his pearls of warlock knowledge show us how to make the perfect dish with ingredients only a rockstar from Mars could could . But toss in a bit of “winning” and the meal is magically transformed into a nutritious, aesthetically pleasing dish fit for a bitchin’ king.

Funny….or die?