The Situation at the Donald Trump Roast on Comedy Central
The best part of the Donald Trump Roast? Watching ‘The Situation’ bomb.
It was awesome. The Situation managed to do what no other roaster has managed to do up until this point – roast himself. During the Donald Trump Roast, The Situation’s jokes were so bad, that audience members cringed when he told them. At one point, The Situation (gawd, I hate calling him that) was booed, but he kept on pumping out the garbage.
The Situation’s attempt at humor came off as some cocky, arrogant dweezil who is just the sort of douchebag everyone likes to avoid. But yes, we are talking about a Jersey Shore cast member here…
Why. On. Earth. was The Situation invited to the Donald Trump Roast? You know why. For entertainment! The Situation was the joke of the Trump Roast!
TMZ is reporting that The Situation actually had worse jokes than the ones we saw Tuesday night but they were cut out. Among them:
On Snoop Dogg: “Trump’s ancestors were into real estate … and your ancestors were considered property.”
On Marlee Matlin: “Relax, she didn’t even hear it. I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee … have you ever done anything else actually?”
“I’m not from New Jersey, I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough- not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana.”
“This is my first night doing comedy,” The Situation said at one point. ”It’s also your last!” Jeff Ross responded.
One of the best jokes AIMED at The Situation at the Donald Trump roast was from Whitney Cummings, who I absolutely adore. Whitney roasted on The Situation, telling him that the real ‘situation’ is his FACE! Heh. Loved it.
Did you miss the Donald Trump Roast on Comedy Central? You can see a bunch of clips here.
