Now I Ain’t Sayin’ She’s a Gold Digger…



Donald Trump and Melania Trump in NYC May 9, 2011

All three of the Trump men, Donald Trump, Don Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, leave something to be desired in the looks department, but lucky for them, no matter how homely they may be, as long as they have money, they’ll have hot wives.

If the economy crashed and somehow the Trumps lost everything, I doubt the wifey-poos would stick around for pillow talk. Just a hunch. Without a doubt, Ivanka got all the looks in the family.

Donald Trump’s wife Melania is exotic and beautiful, but she has the eyes of Medusa! She probably uses them to turn other threatening gold diggers to stone. In fact, I think that’s what she’s doing in the photo above.

Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump with their wives: (I love Don Jr. and Eric’s goofy expressions, ha!)

[CWNY/Fame Pictures]

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  • betelgirl

    Hahaha! Spicy, “Medusa”…so true! BTW I kinda like Don Jr…he’s super cute in a nerdy kind of way. :)

  • Laura

    Donald Grump’s wife looks like she is evil, putting evil spells on everyone so that she and her ATM will be loved by everyone. She usually looks like she is so severely constipated that she squints in pain.
    In the photo above, she looks like she just put an evil curse on someone she is threatened by or maybe someone saying her dress looked like a ratty old chair they spotted on ‘Hoarders’.

    Donald Grump, Jr. looks like a catalogue model who is spaced out. His wife is prettier than his sister. She also looks like a “real” person—maybe even nice to the “less fortunate”–who isn’t concerned with image and $$$$$$ and looking constipated.

    WHOA! ROTFLMAO!!!! WHOA! Eric, got his father’s looks way too young. Is that his teacher? She looks alot older than Eric.

    Ivanka may have gotten the better looks, though she definitely has 11000% of her father’s/stepmother’s ego.












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