Ashton Kutcher: Two and a Half Men’s New Man



Ashton Kutcher lands Charlie Sheen’s role on Two and a Half Men

Ashton Kutcher has landed the much coveted role that once belonged to actor Charlie Sheen on the hit television sitcom Two and a Half Men.

Actor Hugh Grant passed up the role recently but soon after came Ashton Kutcher who accepted the role. No word on how much coin Kutcher will be making, but we hear it’s nothing to shake a stick at.

The storyline of Two and a Half Men will introduce Ashton Kutcher in a comical way that is expected to please regular viewers of the show.

Charlie Sheen was fired from Two and a Half Men after going on benders and talking smack about the show’s producer, Chuck Lorre. Although Charlie had quite the media frenzy surrounding him during that time, people have definitely become disinterested in Charlie and his “Violent Torpedos of Truth” tour.

No word from Charlie yet, but we can guess he’s bouncing off the walls at the news. Will he go on another rampage? Will he attack Ashton Kutcher personally? Could be interesting.

Ashton seems like a great choice for the role on Two and a Half Men, much better than Hugh Grant, who I can’t even picture in the role of “Charlie”. There really hasn’t been anyone who I thought could really carry it, but for some reason Ashton really does seem like the perfect fit.

Two and a Half Men fans, I want to know your thoughts. Do you think Ashton Kutcher will rock it?


  • vinegartits

    Ashton Kutcher doesn’t act or emote, he shouts. He has no idea of comic timing or irony…..but that’s fine as the show is clearly written for simpletons who can’t tell if something is funny unless it has about 12 signposts to the upcoming gag PLUS a laughter track. Should be a good fit.

  • englishsunset

    Ashton, the only thing I have going is re-runs of the 70′s show and funky camera ads. cocksure ass was never that good in my opinion. Therefore I shan’t give the show another view.

    Charlie Rules.

    Sympathy for the rest of the cast.

  • Pit BuLL LOVER

    the only thing this guys rocks anymore is grandma uh i mean demi moore. ( kidding with teh g-ma comment…..i always dated younger guys also…)

  • http://turbulencetrainingfacts.com jessie

    Yes! Glad they went with him instead of Grant, kutcher always makes me laugh

  • Freddo

    No, i absolutely can’t picture Ashton in ANYTHING. He’s the American Julian Sands. He is a complete charisma-vacuum, and it annoys me whenever he gets cast, because i know that someone else COULD have been cast in the same role. And they, whoever the’d be (even Sands himself) would have done a better job.

    Hugh Grant would have been a pretty good fit for the role.

  • canpol

    Replacing Sheen with Kutchner just as a revenge for revealing a jew’s real name is ridiculous .Kudos to Brando and Gibson!!

  • canpol

    Replacing Sheen with Kutchner just as a revenge for revealing a jew’s real name is ridiculous .Kudos to Brando and Gibson!!

  • dbone

    Two and Half Men will now flop. Ashton just does not have the type of appeal to play a Charlie Harper.

  • lolwtfmanomg

    Ashton Kutcher is the anti-climax of the whole actor roster in the USA. I’m saying this because it’s true. The reaction when I heard about him replacing Charlie Sheen in the show was something like this:

    “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU– NOT ASHTON KUTCHER PLEASE!”

    Thank you.