
- Posted by: Spicy
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- May 24, 2011
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Estella Warren’s DUI arrest is one of the craziest we’ve reported about!
Estella Warren, a model and actress who you may have seen in the 2001 film, Planet of the Apes, is not a very good drunk.
Last night, Estella Warren, made her first of many terrible decisions, and she got wasted. Really wasted. Her second bad decision was getting behind the wheel of her super economical Toyota Prius, starting it up and attempting to drive herself home.
Many, many poor decisions followed.
Estella Warren managed to run into three parked cars with her little unassuming Prius, but of course that wasn’t going to stop her from continuing her drive home. She may have thought she could sneak home in her busted up vehicle, but she was wrong. Police caught up with her and arrested her for DUI and hit and run, but not before she lost her sh*t, resisted arrest and kicked a police officer.
But wait, it gets better.
Still, with massive liquid courage and zero common sense, Estella Warren thought she could escape police, and jail. She finagled her way out of the handcuffs in the police station and darted out the door. What a sight it must have been, drunks tend to run pretty effing weird, usually into walls and other obstacles, like the ground. Heh.
Police caught Estella Warren and continued to process her for her DUI, assault of an officer, hit and run, and now for a FELONY ESCAPE.
Estella Warren’s bail has been set at $10,000. I bet her DUI mug shot is a real doozy. I’ll post it when it’s released.