Kim Kardashian is engaged, whoopie!
Yeah, I am being catty, but I try to not post about Kim Kardashian much because she annoys me to no end.
Not only is she extremely dense, but there’s no substance there – at all. Nevermind talent. Of course the nasally, high-pitched, whiny voice is another reason. Yes, she is beautiful, gorgeous even, but I am SO BORED to death of the Kardashians. They don’t fascinate me, I don’t want to be like them and I think they’re all a bunch of fake, fame hungry, attention seekers.
So what was I talking about again? Oh yeah, Kim Kardashian is engaged. Kim and her boyfriend, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, have decided six months after knowing one another that they want to get married and spend the rest of their lives together. Or at least a few months anyway…
Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian became engaged on May 18th when Humphries proposed to Kim in her bedroom, while on one knee and with the words, “Will You Marry Me?’ written in rose petals. Sounds like a reality show set-up to me. If not, you can bet it was a hell of a photo op. Video, or at the very least, photos, of the engagement exist. Trust. It’s the Kardashian way.
Of course Kim accepted his proposal and promptly slid the $2 million dollar engagement ring on her finger. Yes, really. More than 20 carats.
Kim Kardashian spoke to PEOPLE magazine about her engagement: “I didn’t expect this at all. I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now.”
But not only is Kim’s engagement ring gaudy, disgustingly mammoth and ridiculously expensive, she also got what every girl dreams of at her engagement party, miniature ponies! Because the only thing you can get excited about after getting a 20-carat diamond engagement ring is mini-ponies.
Kim explains: “Kris really didn’t want a big celebration, but he had jokingly told my mom he’d be fine if there were mini-horses there. Later that night at the party, my mom brought out two mini-horses, covered in glitter, for us! It was hysterical!”
Yeah, that’s hilarious all right. No, really. I’m laughing on the inside…serious.
More pics of the soon-to-be-exes after the cut!