Charlie Sheen Without Goddesses

Charlie Sheen has been dumped by his last remaining goddess, Natalie Kenly (right)

Now that no one finds Charlie Sheen’s drug addled rants funny anymore, his last remaining “goddess” Natalie Kenly has packed up her belongings and moved out of Sheen’s mansion.

Kenly and Sheen’s break up comes after Sheen’s first goddess, adult film star Bree Olson, dropped out of the picture in April.

Natalie Kenly is a model who often gets work promoting marijuana products and has been seen at Charlie Sheen’s side for months, accompanying him to red carpet events, joining him in interviews and, of course, touring with him during his Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour.

Charlie Sheen isn’t too happy with Natalie’s split and sources say that he is demanding she return a Mercedes he bought her. (Good luck with that…)

TMZ is reporting that Charlie celebrated being single again by hooking up with three different ladies, one Hispanic, one Australian and one Columbian. Well, of all the things Charlie Sheen is, one thing he is not is discriminatory!

Will Charlie Sheen opt for more goddesses? It didn’t really work out for him the first time, did it? Once the spotlight was gone, the free flowing cocaine wasn’t fun anymore, and entertaining Charlie Sheen sexually got to be a chore, those leeches left him in the dust. What’s next for the goddesses? Probably book deals. Both will likely pen tell-alls, describing their crazy 2011 with Charlie Sheen -all the while painting a very innocent and girl-next-door picture of themselves. I can’t wait, heh.

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