Denise Richards is One Hot, Drama-Free Momma.

Denise Richards at Sirius

Denise Richards arrives at the Sirius Radio Station in New York City Wednesday to promote her new book “The Real Girl Next Door.”

Denise is no slave to the heels, she arrived with her Christian Louboutins in hand, flip-flops on feet, a favorite trick of mine! Slip ‘em on at the front door and no one will ever know…

Denise posted a photo of she and DJ Whoo Kid at Sirius on her Twitter, and the lighting was awful because poor Denise looked like a pumpkin. Florescent lighting always gives away a Mystic Tan.

Denise has recently been opening up about her ex-husband, Charlie Sheen, but yet is careful to not bash him. She recently spoke with Us magazine about Charlie’s infamous hotel incident last December that sparked Charlie’s public meltdown. She told the magazine:

“Charlie invited me to this dinner with ‘friends,’ and once I realized what these women did for a living, I thought, ‘It’s one meal; you can suck it up and get through it. It’s not my place to judge how they make a paycheck.”

In her new book, The Real Girl Next Door, Denise explains in a bit more detail:

“After I quieted the girls down, I climbed into bed; I had to get up early for my press. About an hour later, I was awakened by sounds outside my door, including walkie-talkies, which is never a good sign. A few minutes later, the cops showed up. Several officers went into Charlie’s room, and a sergeant came into mine.”

From the excerpts I’ve read, it seems Denise is really good about telling a story while also protecting Charlie Sheen’s dark past and secrets. She says no matter what, she will never cut off communication with him. ”He’s my girls’ dad. As they’re older they’ll deal with him how they can.” She admits she loves Charlie, but that he is “not the person I fell in love with.”

While married to Charlie Sheen I could not stand Denise. She was running to the gossip rags every chance she got and I wasn’t sure whether or not she was exaggerating her stories about him. Interestingly enough, she never talks bad about him anymore, but can you IMAGINE the dirt that girl has on him? Smart of her to not bash him publicly, it must be the protective mommy in her. Before the girls were born she was a “Maxine Megahorn”, dying to dish to the world about what an effing loser he was.

Remember when Denise revealed that Charlie was LIVID when he found out his first child with Denise was a girl? He was supposedly so pissed that he wanted her to have an abortion. But then after Sam was born, Charlie just about lost it when Denise quit breastfeeding and took the baby for immunizations. It seemed nothing Denise did was right. So she protested…and how.

The biggest swing Denise took at Charlie though was probably the accusations of his surfing the internet for underage porn. In court documents from the couple’s 2006 divorce Denise claims Charlie was addicted to visiting sites with “very young girls, who looked underage to me, with pigtails, braces, no pubic hair, performing oral sex with each other.” She also mentioned underage males on sites “involving gay pornography [and] also involving very young men who also did not look like adults.”

Regardless of their past, Denise has really stepped up to the plate the past few years for her girls and she’s stayed classy, even when her daughter’s father was running around with goddesses and a bunch of crazy. And seriously, what the hell was Charlie thinking? Denise looks better than any of those nasty “goddesses” can ever hope to. Proof that Charlie Sheen really is a nut bag.

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