Lindsay Lohan Will Be Humiliated For Money Or…?

Lindsay Lohan and puppet do some schmoozing

Lindsay Lohan’s financial situation must be grim, because she has sunk to the level of letting a creepy puppet humiliate her for a pearl necklace and a little coin.

No, I’m not even joking. There are so many disgusting jokes I could follow this up with – but I won’t.

The video, which was shot in Lindsay Lohan’s Venice Beach home while she was under house arrest, shows a big-eyed, furry creature taking little stabs at Lindsay while she just sits there and takes it with a big, dumb smirk on her face. (Laughing all the way to the bank perhaps?)

In the “On the SkyCouch with Rico” clip for Air New Zealand,  Rico the puppet calls Lindsay “Lay Low” before giving her a pearl necklace which he insists is paid for. Lindsay apparently didn’t get the sarcasm, or didn’t care, because she didn’t storm out of this taping. They say everyone has a price, and Air New Zealand must be paying in cocaine and pearl necklaces. How could a Lohan resist?

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