Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries to marry on August 20, 2011
It seems that E! wants to make Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ wedding out to be Royal Wedding 2.0.
The network plans to run a two-part show in October,“Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event,” that will cover both the behind-the-scenes preparations for the wedding and the actual wedding ceremony itself. Let’s go ahead and call it the Ipecac Syrup wedding of the year because all I want to do when I hear about this wedding is barf. I just don’t get the hype behind this talentless hack or why anyone in their right mind would want to sit through four hours of her wedding. Her voice alone is reason not to watch. Someone bore her nose out or something, she talks like she has a clothespin on her nose and a helium tank stuck up her derriere.
I can’t help but wonder if the couple’s marriage will even make it to the air date of the wedding on October 9th and 10th! The bridezilla wedding has become an entity in itself, a boxer, if you will, entering the ring while showboating like a feen -and about to get knocked the funk out. Just wait. You know I’m right.
Kim has a very beautiful face. She will be a a gorgeous bride, I’m sure.