Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo smiling because they have water on their table
Nick Lachey is trying to start a family with Vanessa Minnillo and doing everything he can to make it happen.
Nick Lachey must be doing it wrong. I thought everyone knew that the penis went into the vagina, then you thrust a few times, sperm comes out, and little babies are made when the egg is fertilized, provided no birth control means are used. Different times of the month are better for such activities when trying to conceive a child, but, if everyone involved is fertile, then you’re good to go.
It seems Nick Lachey never got the memo, as he stated to E! News while promoting NBC’s THE SING OFF, ”I’m doing everything I can. Trust me, it would make me happy. Family is very important. It’s very important to us. and I’m sure that will be around the corner.”
Everything you can, huh? Does that involve having sex with your new wife Vanessa Minnillo? Because, if it doesn’t, then you’re not doing everything you can. And, if you are, then are you not putting it in correctly? Are you putting it in the right place? Are you sure you even know what you’re doing? This sounds like someone needs to be informed in the biology of baby-making, because there’s no need to “do everything you can” if you’re following the step-by-step instructions of sex. Read up on it, Mr. Lachey. It’ll come to you eventually (pun clearly intended).
