The Snooki is an Animal



Snooki, in all her leopard print glory, arrives for her taping with Jimmy Fallon looking ridiculously over accessorized and completely gaudy. 

The only good thing I can say is that the leopard print matches her body. Other than that, she should have stopped with the blouse. The tacky dollar store bow, flower, whatever, on her head, the ill-fitting glove, the oversized ring, all of it has got to go. Never, never, wear too much animal print at once. It’s fashion common sense!  But we know what an “animal” Snooki is…in fact, think of all the fun animal idioms we could come up with for her:

  • Drunk as a skunk
  • Eats like a cow
  • Bull in a china shop (or on a bike, or on legs for that matter)
  • White elephant
  • Built like a guinea pig

Yeah, I kinda made that last one up, but I bet it’d be fun to watch her run the wheel.

[CWNY/ Fame Pictures]

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