Tara Reid sculpting frightening creatures within her elastically gross stomach at the beach.
Tara Reid gets married to Zack Kehayov over the weekend on the very same day that the couple became engaged.
This doesn’t necessarily apply to all single people, but I know my fair share of the unattached variety who go on and on on a regular basis, wondering why they’re alone, why they haven’t found anyone yet, whether or not it’ll always be that way. It might be because you won’t shut up with your desperation about being in a relationship with some poor unlucky bastard just so you have someone rather than someone special… or it could be just because the time hasn’t come for you to find the right person for you to take the next step with. Either way, today should serve as a lesson for all single people who’d like to get married one day that anyone can find someone for matrimony.
Us Magazine reports that Tara Reid has exchanged nuptuals with Zack Kehayov in Greece on Saturday, the very same day she got engaged to him in the first place. Reid took to her Twitter to inform the sad individuals who actually follow her, “I just got engaged!” A few hours later, on Twitter again, her relationship took the major leap. “Just got married in greece I love being a wife!” Yeah, just like I love people who are incapable of capitalizing proper names… you know, like countries they just got married in.
You’ve really got to hand it to Zack Kehayov, whoever he is though, for he’s clearly a better man than I. I couldn’t walk the aisle knowing that, for the rest of my life, I’d have to watch Tara Reid walk around the house in various states of undress on a regular basis, with her Play-doh stomach crinkling and scrunching in the wind or the breeze or just in still air. Then I’d get to watch her flabby gross ass parade across the kitchen on its way to a fresh glass of vodka, telling me about the good old days when she made AMERICAN PIE and then a whole bunch of movies no one ever watched and what a career she had before she decided to have a ridiculous amount of bad plastic surgery that left her looking like this.
That is a brave man… or clearly someone with sick fetishes. But he married her nonetheless, so I wish them the best of luck… or about as good luck as anyone who marries Tara Reid deserves.
