My Father The Hero Took A Leak In The Middle Of A Plane

French actor Gerard Depardieu takes it upon himself to pee in the middle of a plane when he’s not allowed to use the restroom on a delayed flight until after takeoff. 

We can already level some blame at French actor Gerard Depardieu for certain things – namely starring in the 1994 Americanized version of MY FATHER THE HERO, which helped Katherine Heigl get started in Hollywood. You son of a…!!

However, now if you happen to set foot inside a CityJet plane over in Europe, and it smells like piss… Gerard Depardieu is the guy you can point the finger at.

People reports that Depardieu whipped it out on his flight from Paris to Dublin and took a leak right in the middle of the aisle after the flight crew told him he had to wait until after takeoff to use the restroom, even though they were delayed on the tarmac. Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go. 

The plane was then forced to return to the gate for two hours where it was cleaned before it could take off again. And yet no legal action was taken throughout the whole ordeal.

You really have to hand it to those Europeans, man. If there are two things they are absolutely lenient with that Americans are so offended by, it’s nudity and public urination. Hmmm… I may just have to move. 

I was in a similar situation once on New Year’s Day on a Continental flight from Newark to Miami. After my flight had been delayed numerous times, I took to watching bowl games and drinking beers at the terminal bar. Eventually, I had to break the seal, and, with boarding commencing on my flight shortly after… well, you know where this is going. 

We were like 10th in line for the runway when my bladder decided it was time for more beer to come out. I asked the flight attendant if I could use the restroom, and she was flabbergasted at the fact that I had violating the seat belt sign in order to not pee myself. She quickly ushered me back to my seat, where I did the pee dance sitting down for the next 15-20 minutes until I could get up and relieve myself, at which point she asked me, “Do you still need to use the restroom?” Well, I hope so, lady… otherwise I’m just going to sit in piss for the next couple of hours.

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