Courtney Stodden Lives to Dangle Her “Jailbait” Carrot

Courtney Stodden, the 16-year-old Hollywood child bride 

Courtney Stodden freaks me the hell out.

The girl is 16-years-old, married to a middle aged actor (thanks mom and dad!), and is HIGHLY energized sexually. HIGHLY.

She tweets little jailbait “teasers,” meaning she visually describes herself  in various states of dress, or visuals of her moving erotically, and sometimes she even posts completely inappropriate photos. Stodden uses adjectives like she has the thesaurus open to “SEXUAL,” and she uses all the words it contains. Examples:

• I love these steamy mornings that allow you to erotically roll out of bed in nothing but your cheeky string bikini. Mmm, how electrifying!
• Stepped my paws into a sexy wet cat-suit; Prowling mysteriously around the house while lickin’ my lips searchin’ for some nip! MEEEOWWW!
• Spreading Victoria’s Secret’s Love Spell lotion all over my smooth body. Mmm… So sensual… so sweet. This scent is delicious!
• Mmm… My rock-hard abs work perfectly as a delicious goodie dish! ;-x
• My pink lil’ naked pup Bazaar has arrived! He LOVES it here! While he sits beside me, I bare my heated body under the juicy sun. Feels good!

Mmm...ewww.

Of course she throws random tweets in there about loving Jesus and going to church. But even Jesus doesn’t get the face time that Courtney gives herself. Everything is “Me, I, My, Mine, I, I, I, I, I…!”

What the hell did her parents create? Paris Hilton looks like the Virgin Mary compared to this little piece of gristle. Pretty sure Courtney’s been groomed to be a porn star, forget anything in the music industry (hear her sing here), we all know it’s not her vocal chords that made her infamous.