Wherever Kris Jenner goes, Kris Humphries will now follow.
All of the K’s in this Kardashian family are really starting to piss me off, now with the addition of Kris Humphries. (I wonder if the K was a necessity for entering the family…? No wonder Reggie Bush left. No K.) I’m certain they thought it was cute at one point in time, but that’s because no one had the heart to tell them that it just made the whole family come off as douchebags.
However, what bothers me even more is that the orchestrator, the puppet master behind this entire family being in the spotlght this whole time is the mother, Kris Jenner, who now has added yet another client to her stable with daughter Kim taking a husband. The new member of the K Klan, Kris Humphries is now being managed by Kris, according to The Huffington Post, with a family friend stating, “Kris runs the entire family like a business and that’s why they are all so successful. Now that Kris [Humphries] is married to the families biggest asset, Kris [Jenner] is going to make sure that she is making all the business decisions.”
Yay for him. I hope it was all worth it to climb aboard that ass every so often. He now has no control over his life, and he’s going to become a reality TV star. What an awesome future for any NBA player to dream about. As for the potential endorsements and the products you can see his name slapped on alongside his wife’s, especially after what they made on the wedding alone, “expect his and her clothes, towels, watches, shoes and by the time they have a baby together, forget it. They will be able to buy the bank.”
That’s just what we need. Kris and Kim monogrammed bathrobes or… watches? Seriously…? Who wears a watch because of its spokesperson? You wear it, because it tells time. You don’t buy it, because it has Kris Humphries’ face on it. And that baby…? Poor, poor kid… going to be born a whore, and not even know it.