Big Brother 13: DOUBLE EVICTION Night RECAP and SPOILERS!

It was Big Brother 13′s double eviction night Thursday and boy, was it was crazy one!

Leading up to the double eviction night, Jeff had won HOH, put Kalia and Porsche on the block, then won the Power of Veto competition, taking Porsche off the block and putting up Daniele as the replacement nominee.

Through most of the week Daniele was a downer. It was her birthday week, she was a ‘Have Not’, her only ally was Kalia and she was Jeff’s intended target. It took her a bit to get back on her feet, but like the fighter she is, at the last hour she launched a plan to get Rachel on her side. Unfortunately for Daniele, it ended up falling through, and she was evicted by a vote of 3-2.

Then it was time for the second eviction of the night.

With a “Before & After” competition, the remaining Big Brother 13 houseguests (Kalia, Rachel, Porsche, Jeff, Jordan, Shelly and Adam) battled for the next HOH, possibly the most important one to date. Adam, who many Big Brother fans thought might be a whiz at this sort of competition, failed miserably and was the first to be out of the game on the second question. It came down to Kalia and Jordan, with Kalia walking away the winner of the double eviction night’s first HOH.

In a whirlwind decision, Kalia wisely chose two of the biggest threats in the game: Rachel and Jeff.

Then came the POV.

Jumping into those bacteria infested plastic colored balls you see at Chuck E. Cheese, Big Brother 13 houseguests had to search for clown shoes in their designated pits. Porsche walked away with this one in an impressive win – believe it or not. She put power behind that booty and rocked it into high gear apparently. Keeping the nominations the same, Porsche told houseguests: “This is what Dani would have wanted.”

A livid, frantic and desperate Jeff begged Adam and Shelly for their vote seconds before it was time to cast theirs, and you could see by the body language who was going to vote which way. Apparently there was a blowout fight between Jeff & Shelly before the double eviction aired live, and before voting Jeff was heard saying to Shelly: “You’re not going to let that little fight get in the way are you?”

His pleas went unanswered and ultimately Shelly voted against him. With a tie vote, Jeff 2, Rachel, 2, Kalia was left to decide which Big Brother 13 houseguest would be heading to jury. And the second eviction on double eviction night was Jeff.

I’ve heard both Jeff/Jordan and Daniele fans FREAKING out this week on Twitter and it looks like neither came out ahead. Probably a LOT of unhappy Big Brother 13 fans out there right now.

If you want to hear about what happened AFTER the show aired, read on. I have the new HOH and some JUICY gossip about a fight that happened just MOMENTS after Big Brother 13 went off air. Check it out. PHOTOS included.

It looks like the newbies have really stepped up their game (excluding Adam of course) and PORSCHE has walked away with the HOH!

Of course she was disgustingly giddy about it and as she celebrated Jordan and Rachel cried together in the candy room. Then Shelly, who voted against Jeff, comes in and tries to talk to Jordan, who is so pissed that she can’t see straight.

Jordan to Shelly: “No, I don’t think I do. [want to talk]”

Shelly: “Well, When you calm down, we can’t talk.”

Jordan: “No, I don’t want to talk to you.”

Shelly: “Well, I’m not playing Jeff’s game so you’re pissed. I have to try and win for my family too!”

Jordan: “I didn’t say you’re playing Jeff’s game!”

Shelly: “So you say Im in there saying bad things, I can’t wait until you see me in the DR’s. I CAN’T WAIT!  Because you know what? As bad as I feel for you, I feel like SH*T TOO!”

Jordan: “You should feel like sh*t! I gave you a f***ing call! I wanted to talk to MY FAMILY!”

And Jordan went APE. I have never seen this out of Jordan before, but she was crying as she was screaming and she was standing on the bed looking DOWN at Shelly when she did so. Jordan was taking no sh*t that Shelly was serving.

Rachel ended up dragging Jordan away as she told her, “Jordan, this isn’t you!” And things quickly diffused.

Yeah, it was drama alright. Shelly’s flipping has finally caught up to her and she is going to feel like a big turd for the next few days, but hey, it’s Big Brother, folks. All’s fair in love, war … and Big Brother.