Britney Spears laying down the law in concert.
Can you think of anyone who would have been worse as a teacher than Britney Spears? Yes, the same woman who let Kevin Federline impregnate her and once shaved her head for no reason at all, not to mention her whirlwind marriage with her best friend would have liked to have been a teacher, if her career path took her away from making auto-tuned pop music with a sexy beat.
In a phone interview with Popjustice, Spears reflected on what she might be doing if she wasn’t making music. “It would probably pretty much be the same because I’m very strong in the way I raise my kids and stuff, so it would probably be pretty much the same but career-wise I’d probably be a teacher. I love kids and even in what I do now one of my favorite parts of my day is getting to meet my fans before the show. Especially the little ones. They are always so cute.”
That’s right. Britney Spears would have been responsible for filling your children’s head with knowledge, guiding the youth of America to make choices based on the education she provided them with. Is there anything more scary than that? I wouldn’t even let her watch my turtle or my coffee table if I was going out of town for the weekend, and someone would have expected me to turn over my kid to her on a daily basis for a good part of the year.
Whew… that was a close one. Thank God she’s only damaged those who watch MTV and think it’s quality television programming. It could have been worse… much, much worse.