Kim Kardashian’s New Song/ Video Sucks. [VIDEO]

Kim Kardashian’s new video clip for “Jam” [Turn It Up]

She’s known for being “famous for nothing” but Kim Kardashian has still managed to build an empire and make millions off reality shows, endorsements, fashion and fragrance, but can she sing?

Of course not, silly!

Kim is so wrapped up in “KIM” that she thinks she can do anything right now. Sorry doll , but you might not want to quit your day job, which we all know is whoring yourself out. Kim’s new video is so terrible, and the song worse, that it has managed to rack up (at the time I write this) more than 3,848 dislikes with only a measly 810 likes. Pathetic. And the ratings speak for themselves, it’s utter garbage. It’s pretty much EXACTLY what I thought it would be – manufactured crap, filtered through a machine to make it sound like she can actually carry a tune. In fact, and I’m not kidding when I say this, her voice sounds like Rebecca Black. Kardashian’s “Jam” makes “Friday” look like Beethoven’s 9th Symphony.

The video starts out with Kim writhing around on the floor, all sweaty and bothered as her name scrolls across the screen, “KIM KARDASHIAN!” She rolls around, sticks her ass in the camera and rolls a cherry seductively around her lips. Sex sells and Kim is working it like a high dollar hooker. The rest of the clip follows suit. The only good thing I can say about it is that it’s a better performance than the one in her sex tape. Heh. As Forrest Gump would say, “That’s pretty much all I have to say about that.”

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