Snooki sprawled out on the bed in all her self-tanner.
Snooki appears on THE TONIGHT SHOW, discussing the rumors that she was almost a part of this year’s cast for DANCING WITH THE STARS.
I’ve only watched a minute or two of DANCING WITH THE STARS in all of the show’s seasons, mostly in waiting for it to end, so I could finally enjoy whatever was coming on afterwards. The show has never caught my interest, primarily because there hasn’t been a sign of one star competing on the show yet, rendering the entire program a disgusting lie. When you consider “The Situation” to be a star… I don’t even have a follow-up or punchline to that, because that sentence fragment stands on its own for how ridiculous it is. And, even with this season’s cast dropping from its usual search for participants on the D-list (producers have since moved onto the Greek alphabet), it could have been worse had the rumors of Snooki making the cut come through.
Snooki recently appeared on THE TONIGHT SHOW with Jay Leno (another show I don’t watch – Team Coco all the way) and commented on the speculation that she was, at one time, under consideration to be a part of DANCING WITH THE STARS’ 13th season. “They never asked me, not once did they ever come up. I feel like I’m too busy to do it ’cause I have all my products coming out… [but] in the future, I definitely want to dance.”
What type of products could Snooki possibly have coming out that would take her away from such a highly-regarded program as DANCING WITH THE STARS, considering she’s on JERSEY SHORE? Self-tanning lotion that makes you orange? A clothing line that makes you look like a tranny hooker from Long Island? Bumpits?
Let me just tell you right now… if in a few years – 3, 4, 5 – Snooki is still around, still somehow famous or still somehow getting attention, if mankind has continued to enable this Ewok-type creature, I’m just letting you know… I might kill someone.
