Madonna Loathes Hydrangeas?

Angry…? You won’t like Madonna when she’s angry… or when she receives hydrangeas…

Madonna bitches about how much she hates hydrangeas when presented with them as a gift at the Venice Film Festival.

If you ever think it’d be a good idea to bring Madonna a gift of some sort for whatever reason, you’d better double-check to see what see likes and doesn’t like… because God forbid if you bring her hydrangeas… yet another poor African child is being adopted right now by the Material Girl to make up for the crappy present she was handed at the Venice Film Festival, and that dumb bastard with the hydrangeas is to blame.

At the press conference for her new film W.E., Madonna was presented with a bouquet of hydrangeas by some well-meaning reporter. It’s too bad he didn’t do any research to learn that Madonna absolutely hates hydrangeas. In fact, she absolutely loathes them, and it might be the very reason why she’s been divorced twice. Sean Penn and Guy Ritchie… big fans of the hydrangeas… or at least that’s my guess.

But to make it better and to see what a total bitch Madonna is when she doesn’t get that bike she asked for on her birthday, video is now circulating of the flower exchange followed by her snide comments afterwards that she probably thought went undetected… but didn’t. I guess this now explains why hydrangeas were nowhere listed in the lyrics of “Material Girl” as something she might want. How could we have missed such an obvious clue?

By the way, I couldn’t tell you what a hydrangea even looks like if I were given some. As far as I’m concerned, all flowers are roses. The end.