Demi Moore Gets Semi-Nude For Twitter

Demi Moore is the latest celebrity to post semi-nude pics of herself on Twitter, in order to receive attention from her followers. 

What is with celebrities these days? Is Twitter their major form of instant gratification when they need to be told how great they are? Do the people they hire, the ass-kissers they surround themselves with on a regular basis not do the job sufficiently enough for them that they find it necessarily to tweet pics of them in various states of undress, so their fans and followers can tell them how hot, how amazing, how unbelievable they are?

Demi Moore is the latest to follow the playbook that Adrianne Curry has made famous, taking to Twitter last night, showing off a pic of her naked back, accompanied by this: “remember…..you’ve got your own back.” Wow, that’s clever. It almost sounds like something only the creative juices of husband Ashton Kutcher could come up with, but, considering you haven’t had a hit movie since… oh, I don’t know… 1997 (G.I. JANE for those of you at home keeping score), your ability to come up with something that doesn’t suck is probably dead to the world… kind of like your old body, which looked nothing like the million-dollar masterpiece you’re rocking these days. 

Actually, let me go ahead and change my argument mid-stream. If you’re going to tweet half-naked shots of yourself, at least give us the good half, Demi. God knows you spent enough money on it. 

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