- Posted by: Spicy
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- Sep 19, 2011
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- 2 Smack Talkers
Worst Dressed at the 2011 Emmys – here’s the spicy list!
Of course the best part about any awards show is the fashion. We get almost as excited about the bad fashion as we do the good, maybe even more-so!
So who were the Top 10 Worst Dressed at the Emmys this year? Here’s my pick!
10. Heather Morris wears the “party streamer” dress.
Having had her implants removed recently, it seems Heather was eager to show off her new, original self. The dress definitely called attention to her chest but I can’t get over the fact that she looks like a blue version of Sigmund the Seamonster from the waist down.
9. Phoebe Price goes as a quail.
Ok, so the dress isn’t that bad, but the fact that Phoebe Price is wearing it automatically takes it down a few notches. For Phoebe this is a rather tamed down look, even though she looks like the landing strip for a butterfly orgy.
8. Loretta Devine accentuates all the wrong parts.
When you’re built like an apple don’t wear a damn dress that makes your (already broad) shoulders look a mile wide. It doesn’t help you in the derriere department either. The matching nail color has got to go too…and purple shadow? Girl, get a stylist next time or fire your current one!
7. Jenna Ushkowitz is the spoon?
Any dress that looks like a folded dinner napkin is a big ol’ no-no.
6. Alan Cumming takes the comfy route.
So we get it, Alan, you’re eccentric. But you still look ridiculous in your silk lounging pants. Do it all the way or not at all. This half-and-half look is a huge fail.
5. Paz de la Huerta wins the pigpen award.
Somehow Paz managed to look dirty in her pale pink dress and silver sandals. A muddy looking face is the result of the wrong shade of makeup or too much bronzer. Or maybe she just took her head out of the oven. Hey, she’s done far weirder things.
4. Gwyneth Paltrow takes a time machine to 1998.
Oh my gawd, don’t tell me enough time has passed already for the half shirt to be back in style again!
3. I have no idea who this is but she makes the list simply because of the shoes.
2. Jayma Mays too much “foof.”
Bad bridesmaid dress, anyone? Pink overload.
1. Heidi Klum is a can-can girl in a clam shell.
…or is she going for that classy cauliflower look? I can’t help but wonder how one goes about sitting in such a dress. Although Heidi looks gorgeous and I love her accessories and shoes, this dress upstages her. Oh well, Halloween is coming soon and I cannot WAIT to see what she has in store for us.
I agree on everything, except for Klum’s dress…I kind of like it, but the bottom half is pretty odd. It looks like an albino coral reef.
I must be the only one out there who really liked Heather Morris’ dress :(