“Demi Moore…? Are you serious…? You could have strippers way younger than that, if you’re willing to pay for ‘em.”
I’m not sure if I’ve ever lasted more than two minutes through an episode of TWO AND A HALF MEN, but I can assure you that things are about to get a whole lot worse for the sitcom, that, for some reason millions of people insist on watching. How can I be so sure? Ashton Kutcher is set to join the cast. How can that possibly turn out well at all? Have you seen his movies before?
Worlds colliding last night at the Emmys, where, backstage Ashton Kutcher crossed paths with the very actor he’s replacing on the CBS sitcom, Charlie Sheen. Sheen tweeted a pic of their encounter, claiming he was giving some advice to the new guy on the show, but what kind of knowledge could Sheen be dishing in such a short period of time to Kutcher that might actually be helpful? This is Ashton Kutcher we’re talking about here. One would need a lifetime just to fully express how horrendous of an actor he is… and you expect a guy with a cocaine and porn star habit is going to be able to shrink some serious aid down into about 45 seconds?
Whoever thought they’d be able to say Charlie Sheen is the most talented guy in any picture after his “winning” days? Certainly not this guy… and that would have included photos with Carrot Top, Jay Leno and Ellen.