Who needs to get peed on when you’ve got moves like this?
Rob Kardashian is now a better dancer than his sister Kim and thinks he has a shot to win this season of DANCING WITH THE STARS.
All that ass and curves, and somehow Kim Kardashian can’t use it to her advantage when dancing, yet Rob Kardashian manages to take his tattoos onto the DANCING WITH THE STARS dance floor, and somehow ends up the better dancer of the two in the family. What is going on here?
Earlier this week, Rob Kardashian took to the stage with partner Cheryl Burke to bust out with a jive that brought about this response from judge Carrie Ann Inaba: “It’s official. Rob Kardashian is a better dancer than Kim Kardashian!” That’s sad. The lesser-known sibling has better moves and rhythm than the living definition of “Bootylicious.” What’s even worse is that now Rob Kardashian thinks he can take the whole thing in order to earn the mirror ball trophy at the end of the season.
According to TMZ, Rob has used that positive feedback on his dancing as a sign that he can do better than the effort he’s put forth to this point. He’s hitting the gym daily and practicing harder, thinking he has a shot to win this season… and I’m actually hoping for it to happen. I continue to harp on the fact that DANCING WITH THE STARS doesn’t feature any actual stars… only has-beens grasping like hell for one more shot at fame and never-wases. Therefore, it’d be only fitting for Rob Kardashian, the lesser brother of someone who’s only a star in name, but not because she has any talent other than having sex with Ray J, to win the show. Oh, sweet irony…
