Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Photo Shoot

Courtney Stodden rolls around on the beach to show she is 100% real. Riiiight.

Courtney Stodden, Hollywood’s “child bride” took to the beach in a white bikini and sky-high heels and a truckload of makeup for a photo shoot with her 51-year old husband Doug Hutchison.

The reason for the bikini photo shoot, claims Stodden, is to show that her body is 100% real. Stodden insists she has never had a boob job (her mom insists the same) but by the looks of the photos it seems her boobs are about as real as her spray tanned abs.

Underneath the warpaint, the hair dye, the terrible, unfortunate spray tan, the silicone and even the rat teeth, I think I see a 17-year-old underneath it all, but I’m not sure. Whether Courtney Stodden is 17 or 47, it’s hard to tell. But it seems she’ll do just about anything for attention. Geez, and we thought Paris Hilton was bad.

Similar to Hilton, Courtney Stodden also has a reality show planned with her new middle-aged husband. They plan on showing “all aspects” of their lives and will hold nothing back. Oh, joy.

If the show is anything like a recent interview where Courtney Stodden bragged about being “aroused” for 24-hours straight on her honeymoon, you can count me out.

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