Did January Jones have Ashton Kutcher’s baby? Sure sounds like it.
Read this and YOU tell ME who you think it’s about. Pretty sure we’ll agree on this one.
“This married actor had a one-night stand with one of his exes, who is an actress in an acclaimed television show. She wound up pregnant. The actor’s wife found out about the baby, and, to no one’s surprise, went completely ballistic.
Both the actor and his wife tried every tactic (money, lawyers, threats to ruin her career) to convince the ex to terminate the pregnancy. Despite enormous pressure from all sides, the ex decided to keep the baby. The actor’s marriage is now on the rocks. We’re not sure how long everyone can remain tight-lipped about this one. It will be difficult to keep such a bombshell out of divorce proceedings, which will likely occur before the New Year.”
WOW! This just has to be Ashton Kutcher and January Jones! If anyone disagrees with me, I’d love to hear who you think it is instead. For those who don’t know, January and Ashton dated in 2000 after January first moved to Los Angeles. They dated for awhile, and in January Jones’ GQ spread back in 2009 she revealed that Ashton had told her she couldn’t act. To refresh your memory:
“He was like, I don’t think you’re going to be good at this. So f*** you! He only has nice things to say now, if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can’t do something, that’s when I’m most motivated.”
Ok, so a one night stand, that, if it is Ashton’s baby, took place in January (har-har, but really, I’m talking about the month) which was right about the time Ashton was doing press for “No Strings Attached.” There is just so much irony here…
What IF after all this time January still held a grudge, seduced Ashton (which I’m sure wouldn’t be difficult) and got pregnant with his baby on purpose to show him who the boss bitch is. I don’t think it ended well between those two, and what better revenge than this? I’m probably giving January too much credit, but what IF? That would be more cold blooded than anything Betty Draper’s done.
The baby’s birth certificate states no name for the father, and this would certainly explain why. Looks like the Kutch is going to hit the fan.